(Above) Despite Orlando’s heat, the biggest asset of the city for the marathroners was how flat the course was. Athletes began right off of Amelia Avenue with a 2.2 mile loop through the business district, did three 8.8 miles loops through the Milk District, and finished at Lake Eola. The run included long, flat, straight stretches which gave athletes a more even playing field.
Paris is 4,000 miles away. The summers are humid. Rats dominate the Metro. The people eat snails. They just slurp them right up, and honestly, who can even understand the French language anyway? Imagine all of that during the Olympics on top of piles of sweaty flesh blocking your view of the Seine. Don’t fear. The International Olympic Committee has spared us the nuisance (and expense) of traveling to Paris by bringing a taste of France to Orlando with the Marathon trials that were hosted on February 2. You can’t watch people push their bodies to the absolute limits in the presence of Buddy Dyer and strangely aggressive swans in Paris, and, yes, the Arc de Triomphe is cool and all, but it will never compete with Beefy King’s Je ne sais quoi.
Delaney Bolstein is the Editor-in-Chief of Lake Highland Preparatory School's Upper School newspaper Twice-Told Tale. She is a Senior at Lake Highland and has been at the school since Pre-K. Delaney has also been a member of the cross-country and track team since Sophomore year. Additionally, Delaney volunteers at the Winter Park Public Library. In her free time, Delaney can be found watching Zach Stone is Gonna Be Famous and translating French novels.